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“I can be mature. I am mature. It’s merely enjoyable to press your buttons when there is no work in the Underground.”
“Which seems to be constantly.”
“Not at all.”
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
“Perhaps I should sleep. Pi-Face was never around. Or, he was and I missed him leaving, causing me to hallucinate. Hmmm.”
[ Looks like he’s still sleeping up on his heap somewhere! Snoring, too. You can probably hear it, maybe he accidentally left the megaphone on… ]
“I’ll be retreating to the Dead God’s Pad.”
“Come now, Sanae. You act as if I ruin all of your fun…as if I were a toddler. Am I not older than you?”
“It’s more maturity rather than age itself.”
“I can be mature. I am mature. It’s merely enjoyable to press your buttons when there is no work in the Underground.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m tired and don’t feel like dealing with your spoiled ass.”
“Come now, Sanae. You act as if I ruin all of your fun…as if I were a toddler. Am I not older than you?”
[ Did you just shoot a real crow, or did you just shoot the actual Sho? ]
“Damn. I shot the wrong animal. I usually have such good aim, too.~”
[ Maybe you’re just hallucinating and seeing Sho’s head on everything… Did you eat something weird last night? ]
“Perhaps I should sleep. Pi-Face was never around. Or, he was and I missed him leaving, causing me to hallucinate. Hmmm.”
“Yesterday, actually. I learned how to use a French press for coffee, and it was divine.~”
“Well then, go skedaddle to go play with your new press.”
“Why?”
[ Did you just shoot a real crow, or did you just shoot the actual Sho? ]
“Damn. I shot the wrong animal. I usually have such good aim, too.~”
(Source: silent-novae)
“I’m not that bad, Sanae.”
“Uh-huh, so when’s the last time you spent a day without someone else doing something for you?”
“Yesterday, actually. I learned how to use a French press for coffee, and it was divine.~”
